Nostalgic ticklers ...

Just to remind you of our good old college days!!!!
and the fun we had.... Enjoy!!!!!

Jeppiar, the chairman of St Joseph's College Of Engineering
and some other colleges (in Chennai) was a police constable.
He was the right hand of our ernest MGR and due to his
political power started the engineering colleges.

Now, enjoy these English phrases quoted by Mr.Jeppiar

# About his family : ----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl
with specs).

# To a boy, angrily : -----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment : -------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance,
he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre,
though the boy did not see them. So the next day at
college ... ( to that boy ) -
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

#Inside the Class : ----------------
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - ta ke the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...
the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please.
I have winter in my nose today ...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
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once jeppiar had come late to a college function,
by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais,
and said, sorry i am late, because on the way my car
hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).